Better Poker Through Chemistry
By: Kevin Factor October 06, 2003

We've all been there. It's 4 am. You've just gone all-in, and made a side bet for your first born (a good little worker) and the keys to your Volvo. You smile and turn over the nuts. The dealer then points to the other two cards at your elbow. The game is Omaha. You've been playing hold'em. In a flash your unbeatable flush turns into an Ace high. What happened? At two o'clock you were captain of the table. Now you're the cabin boy. You wish you were dead. Your second wife will oblige. What were you thinking? She loved that Volvo.

Maybe you didn't have enough stimulants in your system. Or maybe you had too many. Understanding how to find and maintain your optimal chemically Sustained Level of Alertness While playing Cards Late At Night (SLAWCLAN) is a key to success at the table. Unless your regular game is composed of trust-fund potheads with Attention Deficit Disorder, you want to be playing at SLAWCLAN-perfect every hand. If you do have such a game, contact me immediately.

But, you may ask, which product is right for my SLAWCLAN? I'm glad you may have asked that. We'll start with the mother of all stimulants, a product, which if it were introduced today, would be regulated by the FDA: caffeine.

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