Bond18 Tony 'Bond18' Dunst – Spewing With Bond18

Fossilowned IMO

I was talking to Greg Raymer on skype today about strategy in tournaments and mixed games. While I was playing in a $109 freeze out I played a rather standard hand that ended in massive beratement from the other player and quite a bit of fun conversation.

First the hand:
Poker Stars $100+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t175/t350 Blinds + t45 - 9 players

jc0880 (BB): t6890
revheat969 (UTG): t9272
dannygreen1 (UTG+1): t8220
Hero (UTG+2): t5680
Pti4ka_Tucan (MP1): t2710
brettsky678 (MP2): t15120
mike121112 (CO): t11338
BaldGuy (BTN): t15755
Stoweski (SB): t10553

Pre Flop: (t930) Hero is UTG+2 with Kc As:
2 folds,
Hero raises to t950,
Pti4ka_Tucan raises to t2665 all in, 1 fold,
mike121112 raises to t11293 all in, 3 folds, Hero calls t4685 all in

Flop: (t14865) 2c 9c Qh:
(3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t14865) 9h:
(3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t14865) Ks:
(3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t14865
Hero shows Kc As: (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Pti4ka_Tucan shows Qs Ad: (two pair, Queens and Nines)
mike121112 shows Js Jc: (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
Hero wins t5940
Hero wins t8925

And then the chat that followed:
STM70 : nh bond
mike121112: FKING JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mike121112: why
mike121112: wot u think i had bond
STM70 : dirty river ther
mike121112: fking spastic

Bond18: i think i haz AK
STM70 : dude that's a standard play by bond
Bond18: it be the nizzles
Dealer: Stoweski, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
mike121112: so u called for a split nice 1 idiot

mike121112: no its not
mike121112: its a moron play
dannygreen1: these bloody aussies...lol

mike121112: bond wot hand u actually think i had? looks like i have aa
Bond18: on behalf of morons everywhere, i am offended
dan89 x : lol

STM70 : Dude he has AK with 15 BB, THAT is standard to get it in

mike121112: not after a re raise and a re re raise idiot
Bond18: is that you hellmuth?

mike121112: bond ur a ****** clearly
Bond18: given entertainment value
mike121112: re t ard

STM70 : maybe you should start one

FossilMan : Greetings players. Please give me a moment to review the chat log

Bond18: i'll only start a video if mike promises to keep berating me after standard play
STM70 : lol
mike121112: check the HH

STM70 : i really enjoy watching your videos bond
STM70 : keep up the good work

Bond18: oooo you've pissed off the fossilman, you are so ****ed

Bond18: thanks dude

FossilMan : PokerStars requires that people act with respect, and insulting comments are not allowed at the table. Please refrain from such comments in the future

mike121112: FOSSIL MAN CHECK THE HH THEN U SEE WHY IM MAD

FossilMan : Also, having reviewed the HH, I have to agree that bond played the hand 100% correctly.

dannygreen1: lol
dan89 x : LOL
Bond18: lol
STM70 : ship it bond
FossilMan : Just an ordinary bad beat.

mike121112: o dear fossil man

mike121112: think about it then talk to me

FossilMan : Have a good night all, and thanks again for playing at PokerStars.com.

STM70 : and he will still say it's the standard play
mike121112: why is fossil man even here?

mike121112: at least get moderator or sumthing
FossilMan : If any future issues arise, you will have the services of a real Moderator. I'm just filling in for a moment.

Bond18: much like Obi Wan Kinobi, Fossilman can feel a disturbance in the force
FossilMan : Good night all.

FossilMan : Have fun.
mike121112: raymer sucks anways

Fossilowned IMO.