Things I sort of remember from last night part 1
I just woke up and it's past 2pm. Thanks to Cade forcing vitamins and water down my throat last night I don't have any form of hangover and will likely live out a similar evening out tonight. What did I get up to last night? Um, it's a bit of a blur, but with the help of Cade here's what I do remember, in semi chronological order:
1. First we went to a place that had live music. I went to the bar and got a beer while Cade stayed talking on the phone to Rachel. The WSOP final table was on TV and the people next to me were chatting to the bartender about how 22 year old Peter Eastgate now has nine
2. I handed the phone back to Cade and walked over to the nearby 'Hooters' which was apparently having live music and $5 pitchers that night. I ordered what turned out to be a gigantic pitcher of 'Blue Moon' beer and sat down and started drinking alone while Cade finished his conversation. Cade came over when I was about a third through the pitcher and since he was driving the responsibility for drinking all of it but one glass came down to me. We sat there for a while drinking then realized there was not going to be any live music and instead we were just hanging around a bunch of douches at 'Hooters'. I finished the pitcher and we headed off.
3. We went over to a club which was actually very cool. It had a downstairs bar, hip hop dance floor, then sectioned off area for salsa dancing. Upstairs they had booths and several pool tables, where Cade and I bought five games and I kept ordering screw drivers. There weren't many people in the bar so we decided I'd keep drinking for an hour and play pool to see if anyone showed up. As it turned out the only people who showed up were dancing over to the salsa area, and seeing as I can't dance salsa and it was super loud in there we had no reason to stick around.
4. We went over to another club by a mall and it turned out to be an Asian night. I was one of like three white dudes there and the place was packed. I kept drinking and the stuff really started getting to me. I vaguely remember hitting on numerous girls in the club, opening with the line "You know I have that exact same skirt and almost wore it tonight, that would have been so embarrassing." It was pretty much impossible to hold any level of conversation as the bar was super loud. I remember hitting on one of the girls behind the bar at some point (also known as suicide) and being told she had a boyfriend. The club had two polls up on a stage where dudes with a microphone were yelling various shit as girls in bikinis danced around them. At my drunkest I told Cade I was going to get up there and strip tease one of the polls. I jumped on the stage and yelled something at the dude up there about my intentions and started throwing myself around the poll. He told me he was just about to take the poll off the stage and I need to get the hell out of there. Cade got a couple of blurry pictures of it which I'll upload soon.
5. Cade and I went over to the all night Korean BBQ place at which point I was belligerently drunk. Cade did his best to keep me from doing anything retarded and my entire visit there is kind of a blur, though I do remember thinking the Kalbi was so incredibly delicious.
6. Cade took me home and started pumping water and vitamins down my throat while we had a long discussion about anime porn and how crazy it is that Johnny Depp somehow looks 27 despite being 45. I'm under the impression that I was not making a lot of sense.
So that was my evening. Hopefully there's more of the same today and tonight. Also, we saw the new Bond movie was an action packed and respectable entry into the Bond canon but lacking in the wit and flair that we've come to expect in Bond films. Either way, I enjoy this new variety of Bond who feels like a constant legitimate threat to kill someone and Daniel Craig made another good showing in the roll.