This is Part 2 of the poker players who may have been separated from birth from other famous people.
If you missed it, you can read Part 1 here.
10. David Grey/Wallace Shawn
We totally get why poker players wear sunglasses. The bright light bouncing off David Grey’s shiny head would be enough to distract the best of us.
9. Johnny Hennigan/Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown’s a lovable loser; John Hennigan is anything but. Maybe Mr. Clean would have been a better comparison. It seems that Hennigan’s got a future in product endorsement if he ever wants to make an extra buck.
8. Jeff Lisandro/James Gandolfini
We don’t blame anyone for folding when playing against Jeff Lisandro. With those Tony Soprano looks, we’d be worried about the mafia putting out a hit on us if we took any of their money.
7. Jamie Gold/Stephen Colbert
Not everyone knows that Jamie Gold’s also a TV producer and talent agent. We think he should add celebrity impersonator to his list. He already spends a lot of time in Vegas, why not cash in?
6. Humberto Brenes/Little Richard
You can tell Humberto is just about to burst into a thrilling rendition of Good Golly Miss Molly. You’d be psyched too if you won as much money as he has.
5. Gus Hansen/Jesper Parnevik
Just look at that devilish smile. This must be the look the go big or go home player makes when he knows he's got a winning hand. So much for your poker face, huh?
4. David Williams/David Williams?
So the man’s got a foot fetish. Just keep winning the big bucks David, and you won’t have any problem finding women willing to let you suck their ti, we mean toes.
3. Daniel Negreanu/Andre Agassi
By now we’ve all heard about Agassi’s drug scandal, and is it just us, or does Daniel Negreanu look a little out of it? Makes us wonder what exactly Negreanu does to relax before a tournament. Whatever it is, it seems to be working since he’s ranked second in the all-time career earnings.
2. Daniel Alaei/Andy Samberg
We heard a rumor that Alaei is using some of his winnings to buy a boat. Hopefully he’ll invite Andy Samburg for a ride. Note to Andy – make sure you bring you flippy floppys.
1. Chris Ferguson/Jesus
With Jesus as his homeboy, we’re expecting great things to come from Ferguson. We wouldn’t get in his way, beware the wrath of God.
What did you think? We miss anyone? Feel free to post your ideas!
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